MaryLeigh - “Yeah I turned that off coz my dad says that drains the heating down.”

thekid - “mmhmm”

a short while later…

thekid - “is that radiator heating up now?”

MaryLeigh - “yes. Wow what did you do?”

thekid - “well I could tell you…”

*facepalm*

So here’s the deal.

If you need free plumbing advice add the appropriate address to your messenger client and if I’m online I’ll help you out to the best of my abilities.

No promises mind!

I suppose that’s an objective question. I live week to week with no real spending power but at least I have that time to spend with my thoughts/family/friends. When are these guys going to spend all this cash and what are they going to spend it on? Hefty mortgages? Screw that for a laugh.

Anyhow, where I’m going here is. I’m thinking of doing some homers again. Nowhere near enough to satisfy demand of course, everyone seems to want a plumber in Aberdeen. Just enough to make me some lunch money. I was thinking of specialising in something and if it went well perhaps starting a proper business doing it. I really enjoy the technical things about plumbing. The rules and regulations, the codes of practise and the technical specifications in relation to things like flue clearances, drain runs and layouts, trap depths etc. I just hate actually ‘doing’ it. Perhaps I could be a freelance plumbing consultant.

Heh, yeah that sounds better the more I think of it. Doing the best bits of it, the technical things without getting my hands covered in insert plumbing nastiness here. I’ve always been a bit of a geek. If you look at some of my other blogs/sites you’ll see I write IRC bots, play the maths game blogshares and serve on the parent council at my kids school. I was never meant to be a plumber, I should be working on computers in an office somewhere. Still this could be the blend I’m looking for. I don’t really want to throw away my years of experience with plumbing systems but I really don’t want to do the hands on stuff any more.

Perhaps I should look in to doing a clerk of works course or something.

So, anyone needing a plumbing question answered?

Oh, while I’m on this. I’ve been getting a lot of hits to the ‘How to change bath taps‘ page. If you’ve found the site looking for that or another of the how-tos please leave me a comment in the appropriate page. I’m interested to know if anything I write is actually of any use!

Billy

Hi I’m Billy.

Hi Billy, what do you do?

I don’t do anything. I stay at home and look after the baby …but I’m a plumber to trade.

It’s stupid! Like being a plumber is somehow more worthy than looking after my daughter! LOL

Well not no more.

I’m Billy, I stay at home to look after my daughter and I’m glad I do. I’m a kept man and I’m fine with that, who cares what inference you take from this? I don’t!

Still, I’m glad I’ve moved and did the validation thing. Wordpress is so much better because of at least one crucial benefit - pages. I wanted to post a few plumbing “how-to” pages on simple jobs but that’s a no-go in blogger. You can only post blog posts. No hacks. Yuck!

So as a service to my loyal readers I’m going to be posting some how-to pages soon.

billy

Happy new year y’all (I know I’m a week late but meh!)

billy

Lovely!

btk

I did warn the guy, who was having it fitted for his wife’s(an indonesian herself) family who are visiting and think that western bog-roll ways are disgusting, that it only needed turning on slowly and a little bit to be effective. He reckons he doesn’t care as he’s not using it anyhow!

Reminding him about it as I left, so he could pass it on to his missus he replied, “No, I want her to find that out herself!”

Now that’s a real stupid brave hard man!

btk

It actually works out great for me, since I love cakes(esp. home made efforts) and the work was easy. I think I might even start a bartering scheme. I’ll start accepting payment for work done in goods/services of the equivalent value.

Here’s a guide pricelist….

Dripping/leaking/etc. Tap - £10 OR 6-pack of budweiser
Fit Washing Machine - £40 OR Do the electrics on a shower for me some time…
Fit Bathroom Suite - £200 OR Get this weeks shopping in from tesco, including a new pair of jeans for me (32W/34L) tyvm

It’s tax free too, so that’s gotta be worth something.

Good idea I think.

billy

Good points about homers…

plenty of coffee
understanding of forgetfullness!

bad points…

no money in it

cool 2-1 says homers rock!

billy

I should have taken a picture of the wallpaper in the first house. Wowza! I had a line to “overhaul cistern” which really means fix whatever’s wrong with it. What I should have had was investigate and repair cause of noise in pipework. Although the result would have been the same. I think the noise was tinnitus or something cause I couldn’t hear a thing.

Next up I go to a house in Sunnyside(?) with lines to resecure WHB and renew WC cistern. The woman is outside another house when I turn up and yells over, “ih you the plummur? They’re waitin oan yi in the kitchen, jist gae in”

Fair enough, I open the front door and I’m met with the biggest dingo-esque dug you’ve ever seen! I about messed the close there and then! Anyhow, I go in(it was actually a really friendly mutt) and am then met with two joiners who had been waiting on me to take out the kitchen sink… Hang on a minute! I don’t have a line for that. Luckily the boss man appears and tells me to renew the sink as well as the other things I actually have lines for.

I’m back there tomorrow with another joiner to fix the basin. I hope some more people have left their houses, I can’t be doing with this social interaction at all…

Billy

I can feel a work to rule coming on, if they want aditional work requests they can get them, for everything not included on the original ticket, even if it’s a stopcock while fitting a cistern.

Anyhow when I got home today I kick started my LGV training, booking myself in for the medical in Glasgow of all places next week, I’ve also filled out my D2 ready to go when I get done with the medical. I can’t wait to be shot of this stupid job.

On a brighter note I’m still a plumber and still live in the grey toon, so anecdotes should still be forthcoming, although almost certainly the houses will be less stinky.

Billy

We are currently running at 87% of houses are returned, finished within the three week target they give us. This is exceptionally good by the way. My aforementioned workmate reckoned they held back the current spate of stinkers ’til now…

This week I had two that stand out in my memory.

I knew the first one was going to be bad when I entered it. The spark who was already there started laughing out loud and said, “HAHA, You are gonna love this one!”
He must have meant that with irony. There was so much ‘gadziness‘ about it that the floor in the bathroom had to be completely ripped out and re-laid. The water was already off(a bad sign) due to the shower pipework being half ripped out in traditional, bend it til it snaps off, style. The lack of water hadn’t stopped them using the can though had it! ha.

Still the up-side of this is that when I came to install the new bathroom I had a nice clean new floor to do it on.

The second house was so stinking that the entire floor in the whole house is being renewed!
The sink in this house had more of that mystery brown grease stuff all over it. It was removed from it’s place using the, pipeslice the supplies and hit the beggar with a hammer until it lands on the floor with or without worktop still attached, method.

I’ve not been back at that one yet to renew the sink, WC and WHB yet as the joiners haven’t finished the floor/kitchen.

Oh and after deciding that my digi-video-cam was actually crap for photos I’ve bought myself a new Kodak EasyShare digital camera from eBay so watch out for more pics from the stinkier side of Aberdeen in the near future.

Billy

So far I’ve been lucky with no stoaters yet, in fact one was even freshly painted!! No doubt this will end tomorrow, lol. Oh that reminds me, better stick the camera in to charge…

Billy

Of course my job was a bathroom replacement, lovely.

In the same house I also have the kitchen sink to replace. There was some sort of brown goop clogging up the existing inset sink, and the smell in the kitchen was absolutely revolting. I got the thing disconnected, (non-plumbers, imagine kneeling down in front of your sink and reaching the tap connections at the back for an idea of how close your nose is to the sink,) and shoved the big screwdriver under the edge to break it free of the worktop.

It was giving me “the dry boke” the entire time, but the worst was yet to come. Upon the release of the sink from the worktop there was the broken seal of the drain to contend with.

Once I had my guts under control I had to tackle the bathroom.

Removed the shower pipework, then the basin, which actually wasn’t as bad as I had thought it was going to be, I could stay far enough from the thing to avoid contact with anything nasty. Then I removed the WC, which was also not too bad, it was all fitted with flexi stuff so nice and easy to get it out, plus it was fairly new so the cistern came off the pan as the bolts weren’t rusted up yet.

Anyhow, long story short, I got hold of some underlay foamy rubber backed stuff from the depot and covered the bathroom floor before commencing the installation. I tried to not think of ‘what lies beneath’ as I was fitting the bath. The bath practically fell into position with just a little bit of PITA with levelling it under the tiles.

That was enough for me for one day in that house, I need to return tomorrow to fit the basin and WC, but hopefully those will drop into place as well.

I didn’t find out until finishing time that others had refused to work there. I had actually spent the time between getting the sink out and starting on the bathroom pacing the hall wondering how bad it had to be before I could refuse.

That bad apparently… lol

Billy

Original Fireplace?

How old??

That cooker’s not still under warranty is it??I realise my camera skills need work, but the camera isn’t the best and, er, some other excuses…

Billy

Prohibition

Well it made me laugh. Happy St. Andrew’s Day everyone.Billy

House 1


House 2

Useless junkie tossers. The first house was just a total dive, the second a little better kept but still a “moger”. There would have been a third house to this too, coincidentally next door to house 1, but the stupid camera ran out.Not only this but in the missing third house the ‘previous occupants’ removed all the visible pipework, everything. From the Main stopcock to the sink(inc. sink top) to the bath,basin and WC cistern, boiler and radiators! I think my week is pretty much accounted for.

billy

Not like my job tomorrow where I need to renew the c/w storage tank, sections of cold mains, cold feed, hot water supply and drain off points along with the cylinder.

Along with their methadone programmes they should all be enrolled in classes including

1. how to turn off the water
2. how to remove sections of plumbing properly

Billy

…until the next time I throw my back out.

If you are used to doing something in a certain way apparently even if the employer’s risk assessment shows it should be done in a different way, you still have a claim, since it’s the ‘done way’*.

Turns out there are risk assessments for every job I should come across held somewhere in the cooncil offices. These are, by law, to be made available to any employee on request…

I can see some poor office girl getting a new load of work in the near future!

Billy

*Done way was put using better jargon, C&C, but I can’t remember what the Cs stand for. Means accepted way of doing things anyhow, look it up!

[edit 18th April 2007 - Custom and Practise! not c&c at all[/edit]

under sink/washing machine area
behind the toilet, luckily I had to get stuck in there

mystery stain dropped from unit above

How people can live like it is amazing/appalling. All these pictures are from just one house I had today. I had to play ‘hunt the stopcock’, a game plumbers love, especially in stinking houses…

oh, there it is!

I’m not saying the place was rough or anything but it looks like someone nicked the vent from the window!

It takes all sorts I suppose but surely there are some out there we might be better off without!

I would die of embarrassment were I to leave a house in the state of the houses in which I find myself working.

When I was working for myself I used to get loads of letters from would be apprentices wanting into this job, haha. I hope they all ended up in IT…

Billy

I suppose an explanation other than “I’m stupid” is in order.

I got 3 job lines at the same time, I thought they were all for the same house when actually the sink and W/M lines were for 105D and the plug & chain line was for 109D. I had all three lines together with 109 at the top. Went in the house, stripped out the sink for the joiners to fit the kitchen and left.

Sitting in the van I went to write out my time sheet and was checking the job number. That’s when I noticed the mistake.

*£$^&!!!!

I still had to strip out 105, not only that but I hadn’t even done the plug and chain in 109!!!

If only I’d had 105 at the top, what’s an extra plug & chain after all?

I put in a ticket to replace the taps at 109, they were needed anyhow so it’s damage limitation at it’s best. The sink was, luckily, salvagable.

If it’s any consolation it’s my tax money that pays for this too…

Billy ;o)

Yes that meter does read -£56.39 the bloody joiners used up all the power didn’t they. Ok fair enough, I would have done the same probably, what I wouldn’t have done is cut the bloody worktop so close to the unit that I couldn’t get my clips in, they’ve even shaved the carcass itself…

As you can imagine I was already cursing them, then I saw the butcherwork of the carcass itself, in particular check out the gappage near the pump…

My opinion of the joiner was confirmed with this…

What you are looking at there is the drawer blank which came off in my hand as I touched it. Damn, I thought, believing that I’d burst the screws through the chipboard. HA! It was only siliconed on to the frame.This is just bad workmanship, which had a knock on effect on my work, I had to re-bore the waste holes for the washing machine as the joiners had notched them running back(away from the drain) on themselves and in doing so they had loosened the waste pipe anyhow, which then had to be entirely renewed.

I always say that a good measure of your work quality is if you would find it acceptable for your own house. What more can they ask for? I always try to leave my jobs of a standard I would accept if I were to be in the house…

…I’d hate to see these “joiners” shacks

Billy